Embarrassing childhood memories

We all have memories that we would like to erase from our past, and scientists are on top of it, working on a magic pill that would wipe out any bad memories. I'm not quite sure that is necessarily a good thing though, as we all learn a lesson from what we experience in life, including the bad ones. I have my share of them and I'm going to share some embarrassing moments from my childhood with you.

1. I have fallen off a horse and ended up covered in horse poop.
2. After chasing some chickens on my grandpa's ranch, a rooster proceeded to chase after me, where I ended up slipping and falling in chicken poop.
   
3. A bird pooped on my shoulder. According to middle eastern culture, that is a sign of good luck. Yeah, right.
4. Forgetting my lines during our school recital of the "12 Days of Christmas." I was one of the drummers drumming, and I looked like a dork.
5. My junior high school portrait. It is quite possibly the goofiest picture of me that I hope will never be uncovered.
   
6. Getting inside a stranger's car, who happened to drive the same colored Ford Explorer that my dad owned. It was quite the awkward situation.
   
7. Walking into a glass door. And I was NOT drunk.
8. Inadvertently getting knocked out by my friend. Long story short, I stood behind a rascal who had a lead pipe in his hands and was about to deliver a crushing blow to a rat. Little did I know I was about to get a brunt of the blow.
9. Having my nose busted open while working out at the high school gym during PE class.
   
10. And the most embarrassing childhood memory: while I was in 1st grade, I was punished for some reason or another, so I had to stand in the corner and was not even allowed to use the restroom-- and I had to go REAL bad. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
    

If any of you readers or lurkers have the courage to do so, please share some of your embarrassing memories, (and if you are too embarrassed you can at least post anonymously!).